THE BUGS ARE HERE
The RUNNERS Are Here
the boats are here
the snow is here (kinda)
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.. Despite the ominous weather warnings fisher folk are crowding the
Firehole River and the
Madison River
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and - many of the neighbors have taken to their boats to intercept the runners in the major estuaries of
Hebgen Reservoir.
.. The
Madison River and the
Firehole River are jammed full of anticipatory fishers.
.. The total amount of fly gear entering the west entrance of
Yellowstone National Park on any given day amounts to an estimated $4,769,123.00. This does not take into account the gasoline that powered each and every $40,000.00 SUV or $2,000.00 fish car.

.. Boat fishers on the reservoir are taking large fish on
Kastmasters,
Rapala Trout, and
Rooster Tails. They are doing very well with aluminum boats and an "Old Pal"

tackle box.
.. Fly fishers whine about the gear fishers. They forget that the
Madison River Fishery in
Yellowstone Park is artificially inflated by a man-made structure:
Hebgen Dam.

..
PPL Montana is pleased to inflate the fishery and egos of the
Madison River. They are busy
repairing the dam right now.
.. Things on that front are progressing apace despite the lack of interest shown by fisher folk and the fly guys of the region. Despite the nation-wide realization of the harm that dams do: this is one dam adored by the fishers of the world.
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. It would bring barf to their mouths to let the elite know that most of the gear fishers also troll with a streamer fly. They would curl up and whimper to know that many of the gear guys tie their own streamers. They would lose enormous amounts of vitriolic conversation to discover that catching fish does not require wading belly-deep in the holes where the fish were.
.. Can it be true that some of the neighbors can cast a fly rod accurately -
and - place a worm precisely with a gear rig?
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.. The weather brings bugs and boats. It brings tales and tails. It brings a classic confrontation of
Weltanschauungs. Do we torture fish for our own recreational pleasure and then release them to be tortured again - or - do we catch and kill them for food?
.. Seldom do the gear guys and the fly guys discuss this. They visit different pubs. They have different sorts

of jobs. They each assume, (righteously so,) that their practice is proper and holy. Neither bothers to remember that they are partaking of an artificial situation.
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.. Well, the weather has changed. The boats and bugs are here. The runners are running. The
Baetis are emerging. The fishers are fishing, and the construction continues on
Hebgen Dam. May artificiality be forgotten and may the torture and killing begin.
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